Tuesday, March 9, 2021

I actually couldn't be arsed anymore


With Irish underage teams doing so well in recent years, I had an idea that it was going to be the beginning of a golden generation – something akin to what came through under Kerr in the late ‘90s, with some elite-level players and a steady stream of good Premier League and upper-Championship level of talent to fill out a consistently competitive squad. This time, we would have a progressive young manager in place to jettison the dead-wood from a squad which has delivered nothing but failure, harness the immense talent of our underage conveyor belt, qualify for the World Cup in Qatar, and bring a smile back to the Irish national psyche as we continue to deal with these uncertain times.

But it's looking likely that we'll see the same old collection of passive, past-it cloggers who have rarely, if ever, delivered in an international shirt. Stephen Kenny will encourage them to pass the ball, but they'll end up giving it away cheaply, our defence will be exposed, and we'll probably lose about 4-0 to Serbia, and play out a dismal 1-1 with Luxembourg. Scoring an actual goal seems to be a lofty ambition, at this stage.

So what’s happened to our great young players this season?

The positives:

Caoimhin Kelleher looks like a talented goalkeeper, and has skipped ahead of Adrián at Liverpool. Gavin Bazunu is highly-rated at Man City and getting decent experience out on loan. Dara O’Shea has been good at times for West Brom. John Joe Finn, a Real Madrid youth product now at Getafe, might play for us. A fifteen-year-old winger, Kevin Zefi, has gone to Inter Milan, but there's a chance that he could end up playing for Albania (after Grealish and Rice, I'm not holding my breath about any dual-qualified player). Nathan Collins and Jason Knight look the most likely to succeed, but before we start talking about them as the new Paul McGrath and Roy Keane, it’s worth mentioning that Clive Clarke and Jeff Hendrick were spoken about in similar terms, playing in exactly the same positions for exactly the same clubs, in previous decades.

 The negatives:

Aaron Connolly hasn’t pushed on; in and out of the Brighton team, with two goals. Troy Parrott hasn’t scored in over twenty senior appearances on loan in the lower leagues; he couldn’t hack it in the Championship, now he can’t hack it in League One. Adam Idah was expected to explode in the Championship with Norwich; he’s made one start, fifteen substitute appearances, and scored two goals. An aspiring international striker should be doing better. Jayson Molumby has been seconded to the Irish graveyard of Preston. Conor Coventry is an afterthought at West Ham. Michael Obafemi has disappeared. Conor Masterson has gone backwards at QPR, and is now crocked. Unable to break into one of the most appalling Celtic teams of all time, Jonathan Afolabi and Lee O’Connor have been exiled to Dundee and Tranmere. God knows what happened to Luca Connell. Zak Elbouzedi – a serious talent for our U-21s – went to League Two and has since disappeared. Connor Ronan’s development has stalled in the second tier in Switzerland; he is running out of time to become the Hoolahan-level playmaker we so desperately need. Ryan Nolan is nursing a cruciate ligament injury, having swapped Inter Milan for Serie C, and subsequently Getafe’s B team, in the last year. Ryan Johansson decided he wasn’t arsed playing for us after all. Liam Delap and Louie Barry remain in the English youth system – we can only hope that they stall at their clubs, drop down the divisions a la Callum Robinson, declare for us, and come good later on in their careers - because if they continue to make waves at City and Villa, there’s absolutely no fucking chance of them playing for us.

So with our younger generation turning out to be more Terry Dixon than Robbie Keane, it’ll most likely be the same old faces in Belgrade. With Hendrick, Hourihane and Brady, we could end up having the most invisible midfield in world football. Shane Duffy will most likely start, possibly even as captain, despite the fact that he is, on current form, probably the worst professional footballer in the UK. Callum O’Dowda will probably appear somewhere in the front three, along with James McClean, who would be world-class if he put as much effort into his first touch as he puts into social media victimhood. Maybe Shane Long will lead the line, just to evoke memories of a time when we weren’t quite so shit.

As you can probably tell, I’m getting sick of all this.

For most of my life since I was nine years old, I’ve worked myself into frenzies of excitement and hopefulness before every Ireland game. Always the hope of a famous humbling of a bigger nation; a convincing defeat of a weaker side; a creditable draw away to a tough qualifying rival; a young player that I’ve followed since his youth team days coming good on the big stage; the chance to see world-class players like McGrath, Roy Keane and Duff in their prime; the drama, colour, spectacle and passion of international football.

Then, the national anthems are played, we kick off, and I bear witness to the first five minutes of calamitous, cowardly, unjustifiable ineptitude: ‘My God, we’re shit, and this is fucking terrible.’

I can’t recall how many times I’ve read about a promising young player, or watched him grow through the ranks; starring for the youth sides, making a maiden appearance in the Premier League, or scoring a few goals in the Championship. So many times, I've thought: ‘This is the one. This is the player Irish football needs,’ and started following their progress closely; dipping into the diehard fan forums of Blackburn, Fulham or Hull to canvas their collective expertise on our new Great White Hope.

Then, this wonderful young player ends up a hopeless, fat, alcoholic mess at Finn Harps. Or a bit-part player for Shamrock Rovers, getting roasted by some Bosnian kid in a Europa League qualifier. Or lining out in the seventh tier of English football. Or crippled by injury, having been kicked to pieces during a League Two loan spell.

So often, they just weren't good enough to begin with, and massively overhyped by clickbait journalists with article quotas to fill, and nothing better to write about – or fans just like me, clutching at whatever straws we can for some glimmer of hope.

As any regular reader of this blog will know, I tend to get consumed by my interests, often to the point of obsession. But I’m beginning to step away from Irish football, and I’m starting to concentrate on, quite frankly, more important things; stuff that will actually benefit me more than watching these useless green-shirted cunts repeatedly embarrassing themselves. Nutrition, running, weight-training, growing my own food, getting better at the guitar, reading good books; all better areas in which to devote my time and energy.

So this might mean no more blog, and I probably won't be quite so forthcoming with my opinion when you message me after matches. 😅 It's going to be nothing more insightful or considered than: 'we were shit' or 'that was surprisingly okay.' When you analyse something, there should be some kind of idea in your head that the problems are theoretically fixable. With Irish football, thanks to the FAI and John Delaney in particular, they are not - at least, not in the short-to-medium term.

Sure, we could have better-resourced LOI clubs to handle our young players, which could happen if they got better crowds and more public interest/sponsorship. But the thing is, I can well understand the reluctance of a grown adult human to spend their free time and hard-earned money watching League of Ireland football in the pissings of rain on a Friday night. It takes a special type of diehard to put themselves through that level of commitment, and unlike in, say, Croatia or Sweden, we don't have that kind of football culture. Rugby and GAA are simply able to provide a more enjoyable match-going experience for the casual fan, with the knowledge that they are watching elite-level players in their sports. This would still be the case even if LOI teams were run competently. Look at the USA - they've poured their immense resources, wealth, and can-do entrepreneur spirit into MLS, and tried to create a viable footballing culture. Yet average attendances aren't much higher than the Championship, and soccer is still seen as a game for girls, Latinos and dilettante nerd Europhiles, far-removed from the glamour and high-scoring spectacles of their native sports. Same in Australia, with competition from AFL, NRL and Rugby Union.

I’ll still try to enjoy the ninety minutes against Serbia, but I’m barely going to consume any of the build-up or post-mortems. If we’re unable to put two passes together, and struggling to get out of our half in the first ten minutes, I am going to – for the sake of my mental health – mute the TV, have a cup of lemon and ginger tea, put on some Pink Floyd, read a good book, and have the match on in the background.

But what if we play well and win?



Wednesday, January 27, 2021

The Staunton Years

Looking at the age profile of the current Irish squad, one sobering statistic illustrates the difficulties faced by Stephen Kenny in 2021. The only players aged between 23 and 27 (as of the start of this year) to have started competitive games for Ireland are as follows: Callum Robinson, Callum O’Dowda, Ryan Manning, Sean Maguire, and Alan Browne. Only one of these players is currently at a top-flight club, and it seems likely that he will be returning to the second tier of English football within six months. It’s an abjectly failed generation of talent, possibly indicative of the FAI’s ineptitude during the 2000s and early 2010s, when John Delaney was at his most powerful. It is also worth sadly noting that Jack Grealish, Declan Rice and Michael Keane are in that age group.

 In 2006, that 23-27 list was: Robbie Keane, Damien Duff, Richard Dunne, John O’Shea, Andy O’Brien, Steven Reid, Andy Reid, Colin Healy, Stephen Elliott and Clinton Morrison. In addition, Stephen McPhail, Liam Miller, Graham Barrett, Alan Quinn and Joe Murphy had all been capped, and had all been part of Brian Kerr’s squads in 2005. Other yet-to-be capped future internationals – Kevin Doyle, Joey O’Brien, Daryl Murphy, Damien Delaney, Wes Hoolahan, Jon Walters, Glenn Whelan, Keith Andrews, Keith Fahey, Stephen Kelly, Stephen Hunt, Liam Lawrence – had come through the youth system and were progressing in their (in some cases, late-blooming) careers. Compared to these days, there was a wealth of established talent – the closest to a ‘golden generation’ we’ve ever had – in their mid-twenties. They would, we hoped, provide the backbone of a strong, competitive Irish side in the three qualifying campaigns to come – filled out by established pros in their prime, like Given, Carr, Finnan, Harte and Kilbane, and promising youngsters like Aiden McGeady, Darron Gibson, Stephen Ireland and Anthony Stokes, who were all showing huge potential in the UK, surely destined for international stardom.

The problem was finding a coach who could potentially organise this pool of talent into something cohesive. After Brian Kerr’s reported struggles in the dressing room, it was clear that the job required a man who, above all, could command respect. Ireland needed a coach with either proven pedigree in the game, or a young, accomplished coach on an upward curve, with a reputation as a sharp, articulate, tactically intelligent student of the game. Someone sophisticated enough to know about the technical demands of international football and how they differed from the English game; someone who had an eye for genuine talent and the bravery not to bow to Premier League reputations; someone who could clearly and impressively communicate his ideas to a young group of talented players, and assure the watching media and fans that the Irish team was in sensible, responsible hands.

We got Steve Staunton.

Staunton was a full-blooded, dedicated player for Ireland. There is a nice anecdote of his introduction to the Irish squad, as an eighteen-year-old thrown in with the big egos of Brady, Stapleton, Lawrenson, et al. Upon Brady’s request to fetch them some tea and biscuits ‘like a good lad’, the young Liverpool full-back retorted: ‘fuck off and get your own fucking tea and biscuits.’ This admirable stubbornness served him well throughout a long career in the top flight in England, and 102 caps for his country. He has the remarkable distinction of playing in three World Cups, in three different positions. As a young left-back, he was part of a mean defence that conceded only three goals in five games in Italia ’90, and his engine, crossing ability and deadly set-pieces from the left wing were integral to Ireland’s qualification for USA ’94. While he lost a yard of pace in later years, he was ever-present in the squad, and capable of telling contributions – in 1999, his wonderful left foot gave Ireland a 3-2 win in Malta, when all around him were losing their heads. He was called on to fill in at centre-back against Portugal in 2001, then kept his place to successfully thwart Kluivert and van Nistelrooy in that era-defining game, and captained Ireland in Japan and Korea.



From the outside, Staunton seemed like a stoic; a man of few words who went about his business with quiet, understated toughness. In his unwanted media duties as captain in 2002, he glowered contemptuously at the media hordes, delivering turgid banalities in a nasal Louth monotone. That’s okay, we thought. He does his talking on the field. Compared to previous captains in front of the cameras, he seemed guarded and uncomfortable speaking publicly. Mick McCarthy had always come across as dryly humorous. Andy Townsend had been enthusiastic and charming. Roy Keane was Roy Keane. Staunton just didn’t seem like a player who would ever try his hand at punditry or management; you could see him enjoying his well-earned retirement in low-key domestic bliss; a simple life, away from the complexities of the modern game; raising a family and perhaps a little vegetable garden. Maybe a few rounds of golf with Kevin Moran every now and then, and the odd appearance opening a Sports Direct.

But God help us all, he went into coaching.

He finished his playing career with Walsall in 2005, combining his playing role with that of assistant to manager Paul Merson. In the meantime, John Delaney was promising us all the appointment of a ‘world-class managerial team.’ Along with the fanciful mentions of Alex Ferguson, Sir Bobby Robson’s name had come up, and while he showed an interest, it would have been a risky commitment for both parties, with the great man at an advanced age and looking increasingly frail. Thus, Delaney hit on a compromise; the ‘German model’. Jurgen Klinsmann had been appointed as Germany’s head coach with no prior experience, why couldn’t Ireland do the same? An ex-player who personified the national footballing character; tough, resilient, hard-working, honest, direct, and not without skill. With the guiding hand of Sir Bobby in an ‘International Football Consultant’ role to show him the ropes and impart his wisdom, what could possibly go wrong?

The idea could have worked out, in principle. Mick McCarthy had success with Ireland when he stopped trying to over-complicate things tactically, and just went four-four-effing-two, full-backs and wingers on their strongest side, big man and little man up front. He had encouraged his players to go out and play football if it was on, go direct if needed; work hard and keep their shape off the ball. Keeping things as simple as possible. With so little time to work with players, and the inevitabilities of injuries and suspensions, and clubs pulling players out of friendly games, the coach’s job at international level primarily consists of picking a balanced starting XI, making sure nobody is confused as to their role (or shoehorned into a position they don’t play at club level), and motivating them in the dressing room. The appointment of Robbie Keane as captain gave an indication that Staunton would – much like Declan Kidney as Ireland’s rugby head coach – empower his attacking players to play as they saw it, rather than appointing a centre-back or midfielder to be the dictatorial coach’s voice on the pitch, as Townsend and McCarthy had been for Jack Charlton under a tactically rigid, tailored game-plan. Staunton’s greatest asset could have been the ability to keep things simple and sensible; to speak to his players in a language they understood. And if he could judiciously apply the knowledge gleaned from working under managers like Kenny Dalglish, Ron Atkinson, Gerárd Houllier and now Robson, then all the better.


The first press conference showed that Staunton had a lot to learn about communication. Not just the cringeworthy ‘I’m the gaffer’ spiel, but also his prickly assertion that he would ‘use (Bobby Robson) in whatever way I see fit.’ Yet, when Ireland played Sweden in March of 2006, we were treated to a refreshing, dominant performance against a near-full-strength team preparing for a World Cup, boasting Ibrahimovic and Larsson up front. A 3-0 win, with Duff, Keane and the late Liam Miller scoring well-worked and well-taken goals – the perfect start. Steven Reid was authoritative in midfield, debutant Kevin Doyle worked well with Keane up front, Joey O’Brien did well on his first cap, and there were some nice touches from substitute Stephen Ireland, returning to the international fold after falling out with Brian Kerr at underage level. There was serious attacking intent – full-backs encouraged to get forward, with two out-and-out wingers supporting two strikers. It seemed like a happy camp, and a possible formula for success. An antidote to the conservatism and fear that had scuppered Ireland’s World Cup campaign under Brian Kerr.

Then, after a training camp in the Algarve, Ireland played Chile at Lansdowne, deploying a bizarre 3-4-3 formation with Stephen Kelly making his debut on the right of the back line. It didn’t work, and Staunton was forced to revert to 4-4-2 after the South Americans took the lead. It was an experiment, but it made absolutely no sense, with players out of position all over the field. With only one more friendly planned before the real business of the Euro qualifiers, it was a chance missed to bed in the formation, personnel and tactics from the successful Sweden game. The following friendly was a disaster – a 4-0 defeat to the Netherlands, Ireland’s heaviest loss at home for over forty years. Again, the formation – 4-3-2-1 – was very experimental, and players were deployed in strange positions, playing like confused men. Steve Finnan was shoehorned in at left back; McGeady was lost on the left of a three-man central midfield; Kilbane and Stephen Elliott were playing ill-defined advanced roles in support of Clinton Morrison. It was abysmal, even allowing for the absence of a number of key players. Two games, no goals, five conceded, no distinct pattern of play, no semblance of consistency in selection or tactics. There seemed to be no rhyme or reason to Staunton’s decisions, and it didn’t bode well for the upcoming visit to Stuttgart to take on the Germans, who had reached the semi-finals of their home World Cup.

It was a lop-sided Irish team that took to the field in the opening group game. Steven Reid, clearly Ireland’s best central midfielder, was seconded to the right-hand side, while John O’Shea and Kevin Kilbane would toil out of position in the centre. Steve Finnan was preferred to Ian Harte at left-back, which deprived Ireland of balance and a set-piece threat. Dunne and Andy O’Brien showed promise as a centre-back pairing, and Doyle and Keane worked well up front, but with such a makeshift midfield, there was little cohesion in Ireland’s play, and they were punished by a deflected free-kick from Podolski. It wasn’t an embarrassment, but there was a clear deficiency in central midfield that needed to be addressed. O’Shea and Kilbane could tackle and make things awkward for their opposition, and didn’t do that badly in containing the threat of Ballack and Schweinsteiger – but their use of the ball left a lot to be desired. Duff, Keane and Doyle were often isolated and left hunting for scraps. In retrospect, the absent Lee Carsley, along with the Reids, would have been better players to build a midfield platform around.

An October game in Cyprus was next on the agenda; almost exactly a year on since Brian Kerr’s side had struggled to a 1-0 in the same venue. The players had fair warning – a Shay Given penalty save had averted disaster on that occasion, during a torrid first half in which the central midfield of Kavanagh and Kilbane had been overrun. Kilbane would line up there once again; Einstein’s definition of insanity came to mind. Alongside him was Stephen Ireland, making his first start. A lightweight, creative ball player, it was interesting to see him accommodated, especially with Duff and McGeady on the flanks, and Keane and Morrison up front. With five out-and-out attacking players and no holding midfielder, it looked like either an exciting placement of faith in an attacking game, or an absolute recipe for disaster.

It was the latter. 5-2, and it could have been more. Ireland started with nine Premier League footballers, yet were utterly outclassed by the rampant Cypriots, who gladly took advantage of the gaping hole in Ireland’s midfield. It was Ireland’s blackest day, possibly their most ignominious defeat in a competitive match. Unlike the narrow Macedonia defeat in 1997, when the Irish team was on top but fell foul to bad fortune and worse refereeing, this was a sound, comprehensive beating. With the Czech Republic about to visit Dublin, Staunton had to act quickly to turn things around.


He seemed to heed the lesson by recalling Lee Carsley and Andy Reid, along with the more combative Jonathan Douglas, in a 4-5-1. Paul McShane and Wayne Henderson replaced Andy O’Brien and Paddy Kenny, who had played abysmally in Nicosia. It was a response from Staunton, at least, and Ireland played well in a creditable 1-1 draw, which could have been more but for a lapse in concentration almost immediately after taking the lead, Koller cancelling out Kilbane’s effort. Robbie Keane also botched a header in the dying minutes as Staunton was narrowly denied a famous win. It showed that ‘the gaffer’ was somewhat capable of learning lessons and righting wrongs, but with one point from three games, Ireland were already playing catch-up in the group. A 5-0 win over San Marino in November improved the mood, with Robbie Keane scoring his first hat-trick for his country, and Doyle opening his international account with a trademark header.

The return game, however, was a disaster. Shane Long was given a competitive debut up front, and it looked like a suitably attacking lineup to put the Sammarinese to the sword, but Ireland struggled, and only took the lead through a Kilbane header in the second half. They couldn’t kill off the game, however, and incredibly, San Marino equalised with four minutes left to play after a catastrophic mix-up between Henderson, Dunne and McShane. Staunton was spared another horrifically embarrassing result when Stephen Ireland poked home from close range in the ninety-fifth minute.

It was clear at this point that Staunton was out of his depth. Two appalling away performances against two traditional minnows of European football; A back four that had changed with every game, and a terribly unsettled midfield in which twelve different players had been used in five games, showed an alarming level of indecisiveness on the manager’s part. Looking at Staunton’s outfield options, he really didn’t need to play players out of position.

Right Backs: Stephen Carr, Steve Finnan, Joey O’Brien

Left-backs: Ian Harte

Centre-backs: Richard Dunne, John O’Shea, Andy O’Brien, Paul McShane, Sean St. Ledger

Central midfield: Lee Carsley, Steven Reid, Jon Douglas, Alan Quinn, Liam Miller, Colin Healy, Stephen McPhail, Darren Potter, Darron Gibson

Left wing: Damien Duff, Kevin Kilbane, Stephen Hunt

Right wing: Aiden McGeady, Liam Lawrence

Attacking midfield: Stephen Ireland, Andy Reid

Strikers: Robbie Keane, Kevin Doyle, Clinton Morrison, Shane Long, Daryl Murphy, Anthony Stokes, Alan Lee

The only area where Ireland were struggling for depth was left-back, where hopefuls like Clive Clarke and Damien Delaney hadn’t pushed on, and the promising Stephen O’Halloran was still yet to break through at Aston Villa. Nevertheless, Harte only started one game in the entire campaign, with Staunton preferring to shoehorn right-footed players and central defenders on that side. The biggest selection dilemma was how to get the best out of creative ‘number ten’ players like Andy Reid and Stephen Ireland, when they didn’t comfortably fit into a 4-4-2 with Keane and Doyle up front. Keane was Ireland’s biggest asset, but was incapable of playing effectively as a lone striker. Trapattoni would nip this in the bud almost immediately when he took over, by sticking with a 4-4-2 and exiling those who didn’t fit, but Staunton struggled to be even half as decisive. Keane was on his own up front for the home game against Wales at Croke Park, with Duff and Stephen Ireland supporting from the flanks; an atrocious game was decided by a moment of magic from the young Man City playmaker. Staunton’s team lined up with three defensive midfielders who failed utterly to link with the front three, leaving them feeding off scraps for most of the game. It didn’t bode well for the Slovakia game the following Tuesday, with Keane suspended, and their opponents having won 5-1 in Wales earlier in the campaign.

However, Ireland produced what was easily Ireland’s finest performance under Staunton against the Slovaks. Kevin Doyle was deployed as a lone striker with Ireland in behind and Duff and McGeady on the flanks. The reborn Carsley was holding Kilbane’s hand in central midfield, and the back four looked settled, even with Finnan’s continued secondment at left-back. For once, it all made sense, and Doyle grabbed the only goal. It was an energetic display, defensively solid, with real shape and purpose to the attack. Suddenly, Ireland could point to a run of thirteen points from a possible fifteen since the Cyprus debacle, and it seemed like there was a glimmer of hope and optimism for the daunting trips to Bratislava and Prague in the autumn.


In the meantime, there was a US Cup obligation to be fulfilled, and Ireland were hit by the withdrawals of twenty-five players, including US-based Ronnie O’Brien, who declined the offer of a callup. In the end, Staunton would hand out caps to some of the most nondescript names in Ireland’s recent history; only Darren Potter, Daryl Murphy and Stephen O’Halloran seemed like realistic competitors for places in the squad in the long-term. Others, like Joe O’Cearuill, Peter Murphy, Alan Bennett, Joe Gamble, and most infamously, US college footballer Joe Lapira, would never play for Ireland again. Stephen Gleeson, then of Wolves, would have to wait ten years for his next cap. It was also the last hurrah for Alan O’Brien, a Newcastle reserve in whom Staunton had placed a lot of faith. 1-1 draws with Ecuador and Bolivia, with goals from Kevin Doyle and Shane Long, seemed respectable enough, given the makeshift nature of the squad. In August, Ireland beat Denmark 4-0 in Copenhagen, Long and Keane with two goals apiece. For a time in the second half, Darron Gibson and Darren Potter patrolled the centre of midfield with aplomb, showing the intriguing possibilities of an engine room without Kilbane or O’Shea ruining everything.

On to Slovakia, and Grannygate. Ireland were weakened by an injury to Damien Duff, but it allowed Kilbane to go out to his natural position, and there seemed to be some reasonable balance to the midfield, with Ireland partnering Carsley in the middle. The former opened the scoring, and after Slovakia equalised, Kevin Doyle put Ireland 2-1 ahead with his finest goal for Ireland, a thunderbolt with his weaker foot from outside the box. Alas, Ireland continued the familiar Irish tradition of falling back and being wasteful with possession away from home, and allowed Marek Cech in to equalise in the dying moments. McCarthy had Macedonia in ’99; Kerr had Israel in ’05 – now Staunton could add his own chapter of Irish last-minute disappointments. Ireland would have to win in Prague.

And that wasn’t the last of the setbacks. The saga of Stephen Ireland’s grannies has been told to death elsewhere, and there’s no need to recount it in this space. The question must be raised of why the player would never return under future managers – how could bridges have been burned so badly? Kevin MacDonald was Staunton’s assistant at the time, and it was revealing to hear Gareth Farrelly, who played under McDonald for Aston Villa’s youths and reserves, talk about his propensity for outright emotional abuse under the guise of ‘tough love.’ And just this week, Keith Fahey has talked about his discomfort in the international setup, intimating at a kind of toxicity created by ‘certain players’ which could have been discomfiting for a sensitive, introverted young player. It could also be that Ireland simply wasn’t motivated to play for Ireland, and was ready to clutch at any old excuse to cry off – certainly, he didn’t seem motivated to play football at all in the latter years of his career, once a succession of lucrative contracts had set him up for life.

There is another possible factor. With Robbie Keane nailed on as captain and most high-profile player, there was no way for the national side to accommodate someone in the number ten role favoured by players like Ireland, Andy Reid and later Wes Hoolahan. Keane was the classic, old-fashioned poacher – always at his best playing off the more physical, old-school target man. Unfortunately, this formation had already begun to go out of vogue in European football. The AC Milan side that won the Champions League in 2007 played with Inzaghi as a lone striker, departing from the two-pronged strikeforce of Crespo and Shevchenko that lost the final in 2005; the Champions League and World Cup would henceforth only be won by teams playing 4-5-1 or 4-3-3 – formations which couldn’t effectively accommodate all of Keane, Doyle, Duff, and a creative midfielder like Reid or Ireland. I suspect that Stephen Ireland may have known this, and not fancied his chances of becoming an orthodox box-to-box midfielder or wide player in the 4-4-2 which Ireland were destined to keep on deploying. Andy Reid and Wes Hoolahan would find similar frustrations in years to come, as the latter had to wait until Keane’s quasi-retirement to get a fair run in the green jersey. It’s not scandalous to suggest that Robbie’s indispensability held Ireland back at times, forcing Ireland to adopt an antiquated formation that conceded possession in midfield and forced a more direct gameplan under Staunton’s successor. The Slovakia game at Croke Park, in Keane’s absence, was the last qualifying game against a top-three seed that Ireland would win until Germany in 2015 – a run of over twenty games.

On to the Czech Republic, and Ireland were beaten by a team with decent pedigree playing relatively poorly, in transition after the premature international retirement of Pavel Nedved. Home and away, the Czechs were there for the taking. Stephen Hunt, pilloried by the locals for his part in Peter Cech’s horrendous injury the year before, epitomised Ireland’s effort; working hard, relishing the chorus of boos from the home fans, but delivering little in the way of end product. Almost inevitably, he was sent off for a rash challenge on the hour, when Ireland were already 1-0 down. That was the way it finished, and Ireland were as good as out.


The Germany game at Croke Park was notable only for a midfield masterclass from Andy Reid and a poor miss from Robbie Keane which would have given Staunton a creditable victory and arguably strengthened his case to stay in the job. It’s probably better for all concerned that he missed. Reid’s performance was encouraging, but with both teams playing 4-4-2, there was a lot of space in the centre for him to work with. Four days later, against Cyprus, he would be up against a more compact five-man midfield, and was anonymous alongside Joey O’Brien, who couldn’t effectively fill the shoes of the suspended Carsley. Cyprus took the lead with ten minutes to go, and Ireland were spared greater humiliation when Steve Finnan equalised deep into stoppage time. Boos cascaded from the Croke Park stands – it was a new low against a team that had been utterly outclassed by Brian Kerr’s side on their previous visit to Dublin. It was the last straw, and Staunton's contract was brought to a merciful end after an FAI meeting the week after.


Ireland would finish the group on seventeen points, ten points behind Germany, twelve behind the Czechs. Ireland had dropped seven points in their games with Cyprus and Slovakia, and taken only two from a possible twelve against the top two seeds, neither of whom were in dominant form. Staunton could point to the fact that Ireland had finished in third having started the campaign as fourth seeds, and were unbeaten at home in the group – but writing off the San Marino game, they only scored four goals in five games – a poor return given how gung-ho the tactics were, and how many attacking players were thrown on to the field for most of those games. And the away record was abysmal. Four points, three of those gained by Stephen Ireland’s last-minute strike in San Marino.

Injuries to Damien Duff, Steve Finnan and Steven Reid didn’t help, but Ireland were arguably well-placed to replace all three – Staunton just went with the wrong options. Stephen Carr was alienated from the squad after the first qualifier; Liam Lawrence was ignored after being in the first squad in 2006; Lee Carsley was jettisoned for the first few games; Andy O’Brien and Paddy Kenny were unfairly scapegoated for the Cyprus defeat, and neither man played for Ireland again. O’Brien was a loss, being only twenty-six at the time; he would be a regular Premier League starter for another five years. His decision to quit international football in 2008 hinted at disillusionment with the setup, and the criticism he shipped after a game when the midfield had offered absolutely no protection to the back four. Then there was the Stephen Ireland situation. Staunton was appointed on the basis that, as a former player who knew the modern game, he would be able to relate to his charges and create an inclusive camp; this didn’t happen, and the appointment of Kevin MacDonald as assistant, when he was known in the game for emotionally mistreating young players, was another mistake.

Staunton’s selections and tactics were consistently chaotic and disordered. Brian Kerr had started seventeen players in ten games in the previous campaign. Staunton, in eleven games, started twenty-six. There were eight different central midfield partnerships. Eight different players – Finnan, Kelly, O’Shea, Kilbane, Steven Reid, Ireland, Joey O’Brien and Andy Keogh – found themselves starting in positions they’d barely, if ever, played for their clubs. The entire set-up was an absolute mess, devoid of cohesion, consistency and common-sense. Staunton was wracked with indecision, failing at every turn to learn from the sporadic patches of promising football that Ireland played, or the glaring weaknesses that their opponents continuously exposed. There was no attempt to build the team and game-plan around the strengths of its better players, as Trapattoni would do with such stubborn conviction. Stephen Hunt, years later, would admit that Staunton ‘wasn’t really on it’ tactically, but he seemed popular with the players regardless – perhaps because of the lax discipline and ‘bonding’ sessions that he brought back, after certain players had complained about Kerr’s more professional approach. The players would have a rude awakening under their next coach.

Those twenty months between February 2006 and October 2007 set Irish football back so many years – that talented pool of players, coming into their prime in 2008, would spend the following three campaigns playing monstrously defensive, long-ball, percentage-playing, set-piece-based football under Trapattoni, who could point to the Staunton era and confidently justify such negativity: ‘look what happens when you try to be adventurous.’ As shown by the win over Slovakia and the performances at home against Germany and the Czechs, the players were perfectly capable of mixing it at international level and going after teams, within a side that was reasonably well-balanced and motivated. Staunton didn’t possess the know-how to find that balance on a consistent basis – those respectable performances seemed to occur by accident rather than design.

It’s unfortunate that this great servant to Irish football would suffer the indignity of being our worst ever manager. But there are no excuses. He should have had the humility to know the job was beyond his capabilities. The FAI should have known better and conducted their search for a manager more professionally – it stank of a facile ‘jobs for the boys’ appointment, indicative of the short-term, ‘it’ll be grand’ attitude of John Delaney’s tenure.

Saturday, May 2, 2020

The Brian Kerr Era - A Retrospective


Stephen Kenny's appointment brings echoes of the last time Ireland appointed a home-based coach to the senior international job, with the remit of reinventing a stale Irish side with an injection of young, promising footballers.

I have a personal motivation for undertaking a retrospective of Brian Kerr’s Ireland tenure. I was fourteen years old when Ireland won the U16 and U18 European Championships, eighteen when Kerr got the senior job, and twenty-one when he was sacked. I spent my most formative years, the years that shaped my personality as an adult, truly believing that a great era of Irish footballing dominance was on the horizon – a generation of success to eclipse anything achieved under Jack Charlton. As a teenager, I played out those fantasies on Pro Evolution Soccer, where my genetically-modified Irish teams swept to World and European glory; Stephen McPhail threading sumptuous passes for Robbie Keane; Damien Duff and Richie Partridge cutting through defences with Maradona-like evasiveness; Richard Sadlier dominating in the air like an Irish Oliver Bierhoff. That was, I hoped, the true destiny of the Irish team in the New Millennium, and Kerr would be the man to deliver – as soon as Mick McCarthy did the decent thing and finally stepped aside. In time, those dreams and expectations would be mercilessly crushed – the triumph of harsh, worldly reality over the fantasies of a naïve, hopeless romantic.

Kerr had been around a while – a spell as assistant to Liam Tuohy in the youth setup in the mid-eighties came to an end when Tuohy clashed with Jack Charlton, and Kerr remained a critic of Big Jack’s style of play and abrasive relationship with native coaches. He had a fruitful period with St. Patrick’s Athletic in the late eighties and nineties before taking the Irish youth job, winning two titles. He was known for being that rarity in the mostly amateur Irish domestic game – an ambitious, knowledgeable professional. A semi-final appearance for Ireland in the 1997 World Youth Cup was unprecedented, made even more impressive by the fact that it wasn’t a star-studded Irish squad – Damien Duff was the only player who would go on to make a competitive senior appearance. It was a team of future journeymen and League of Ireland stalwarts that eliminated Spain, and competed so manfully against an Argentina side boasting Samuel, Riquelme, Placente, Scaloni, Cambiasso and Aimar. It spoke volumes about Kerr’s ability to take a rag-tag group and get them playing confident, constructive, winning football.



Later, he would also prove capable of taking strong, highly-rated squads, and delivering on expectation. The 1998 European Youth Champions boasted not only Robbie Keane and Richard Dunne, but future caps Barry and Alan Quinn, Gary Doherty, and Stephen McPhail, as well as the highly-rated Jason Gavin and Richie Partridge, who would gain senior experience with Middlesbrough and Liverpool. From the U16 cohort, John O’Shea, Liam Miller, Andy Reid, Joe Murphy, John Thompson, Jim Goodwin and Thomas Butler would all win caps, while Colin Healy and Richie Sadlier (in the group that competed in the 1999 World Youth Cup) were also future internationals. In 2002, the Irish U-18 squad came third in the European Championships and qualified for the 2003 World Youth Cup – from that squad, Stephen Elliott, Stephen Kelly, Glenn Whelan, Kevin Doyle and Keith Fahey would eventually be capped.

It was a seemingly phenomenal stream of Irish talent, brought through by a man who could seemingly harness their abilities, create an ambitious, positive environment, and encourage them to compete to the fullest of their potential – to beat the future stars of Spain, England, Croatia, Italy, Portugal, and Germany.


While Kerr was making a name for himself, McCarthy’s senior side were struggling. The autumn of 1999 was an exasperating time – a squad which had shown itself capable of beating Croatia and Yugoslavia was reduced to a rabble by some bizarre decisions and monstrously negative football. Washed-up veterans like Cascarino and McLoughlin were stinking up the side, and when Roy Keane was injured, the midfield was patrolled by unimpressive, one-dimensional, English-born journeymen like Carsley and Holland. The immense talent of Damien Duff was reduced to hugging the touchline, hoofing crosses into the box, with Gary Kelly out of position on the other side. Turkey passing Ireland off the pitch in Lansdowne was a low point, when placed in such stark contrast to the youth teams’ excellence; it seemed farcical that Stephen McPhail was ignored despite playing well for a top-three Premiership team and UEFA Cup semi-finalist, while the incumbents – Kinsella, Carsley, McLoughlin and Holland – were all plying their trades in the English second tier.


McCarthy’s fortunes changed dramatically when he abandoned the negative tactics and tried a more progressive approach (who knew?) but even throughout the 2002 World Cup campaign, and the coming of age of Dunne, Keane and Duff, there was a sense that this was just the beginning. When Kerr eventually took the job (a prospect that seemed more likely in the fallout of Saipan), it seemed certain that the older, willing but limited senior pros would be cast aside to allow the more dynamic, pacey, technical young players to make their mark. By 2002, O’Shea was playing first-team football at Man United; Partridge and Barrett had debuted for Liverpool and Arsenal; Healy had made a European debut for Celtic; Sadlier was scoring goals in the First Division; Andy Reid had broken into Nottingham Forest’s team at eighteen; McPhail, the Quinns, Doherty and Gavin had built up a good body of Premiership experience and not looked out of place. Barrett and Healy demonstrated their potential by scoring in a post-World Cup friendly against Finland. There was also an outstanding young Shelbourne playmaker called Wes Hoolahan who looked destined for a career at a higher level, and was named in a senior squad towards the end of the year. While Saipan had divided the country, and the Far East adventure had been compromised by thoughts of what could have been, the future still looked bright.
Kevin Kilbane and Colin Healy celebrate Graham Barrett's goal for ...
Graham Barrett, with Kilbane and Healy, celebrates his first goal for Ireland
Kerr’s appointment looked like a rare sensible decision by the FAI. Names like Bryan Robson and Philippe Troussier hadn’t inspired confidence, and David O’Leary had unfinished business with Leeds. Shorn of Roy Keane, Ireland had looked tired and bereft of ideas in their home defeat to Switzerland. Without their disgraced former captain to cajole and elevate those around him, the likes of Breen, McAteer, Holland, Kinsella and Kilbane looked incapable of adding anything beyond blundering, misdirected graft. It was 1999 all over again, and the departure of McCarthy came as something of a relief. Ireland needed a coach with imagination and ambition; a belief in youth and a progressive style of football; someone who would encourage the best from his players. Kerr seemed like a perfect fit.

It was curious, then, to see the same old, same old for the game away to Georgia. A midfield of Carsley (on the right wing, bizarrely), Holland, Kinsella and Kilbane laboured to a 2-1 win in Tbilisi and an uninspiring four points against Albania, the home game won with an own goal in the last minute after a dreadful display. The 1-1 draw at home to Russia was equally dismal, and the campaign petered out with an insipid defeat in Switzerland. Kerr hadn’t made any changes, aside from bringing John O’Shea into the starting XI. It was understandable (in a way) to give players who had done so well in 2002 one more campaign to show their worth before genuinely reinventing things, but it should have been clear from the outset that some players were spent forces, or just technically not up to it. Andy Reid and Liam Miller made their debuts in the 2003/4 friendlies, while Barrett and Alan Quinn shined in an excellent 1-0 win in Amsterdam in June 2004. It seemed like this was the template for Kerr to build his team for the 2006 qualifiers. With Roy Keane committed to a return, it would have made sense to populate the other midfield places with younger, faster and technically adroit players.


One of the big quandaries was the almost-inexplicably bulletproof status of Kevin Kilbane. A weak link in the 2002 side, his hard running, aerial ability and defensive work was compromised by an infuriating propensity for wasting possession through poorly-controlled balls and wayward distribution. A James McClean prototype, one might say. Kerr kept faith with him, often relegating Duff to positions on the right and up front where he was less effective. Instead of dropping him, Kerr decided to accommodate him in central midfield, the logic being that his athleticism would prove an effective foil for Roy Keane – still a force, but a significantly less mobile player than in times past. Sometimes, it worked; other times, Kilbane’s technical limitations and headless ball-chasing were exposed even more ruthlessly than on the wing. In retrospect, Steven Reid would have been a much better central midfield partner – even the more diminutive Miller, Andy Reid or McPhail would have benefited from the freedom of playing alongside one of the world’s best defensive midfielders. It’s a great pity that Colin Healy was so badly affected by a succession of serious injuries.

The experiment seemed to be working, as Ireland topped their group in the autumn of 2004, drawing away to Switzerland and France. The latter was a particularly eye-catching performance, as Ireland passed with confidence and purpose, putting themselves in a great position with back-to-back games with Israel to come. That night in Tel-Aviv proved to be a turning point for Kerr. It was a repeat of Mick McCarthy’s Skopje nightmare in 1999, when an early lead turned the game into a battle of containment, follied by a late equaliser. Kerr’s negative tactics played into Israel’s hands, as Ireland sat back and invited pressure, which was inevitably rewarded in front of a partisan crowd. Bringing on Matt Holland for one of the strikers – as McCarthy had done six years previously – completely ceded territory and possession, and Kerr was punished. With Ireland struggling to keep possession and establish a link with the front players, surely Andy Reid – in the form of his career – would have made more sense as an extra midfielder; but he remained on the bench. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, of course, but the sense of déjà vu was overwhelming. Kerr did exactly what McCarthy had done in his worst moment.



The return game was even more unforgiveable. With Roy Keane absent, Holland and Kilbane manned the centre of midfield – an alarming prospect. However, thanks to the set-piece brilliance of Ian Harte, the vision of Reid, the dribbling of Duff, and the cheeky finishing of Robbie Keane, Ireland found themselves 2-0 up. Fatefully, the Spurs striker hobbled off injured, and Kerr was forced into a decision – straight swap, or total reshuffle. He decided to bring on Graham Kavanagh – another in our long line of limited thirty-something journeyman midfielders – and push Duff up front, allowing Kilbane to go to his natural role, wasting possession on the wing. Immediately, we had two ageing, immobile players in the engine-room and virtually no attacking threat on the left, with Duff moved from where he had been causing havoc, into an isolated role alongside a static Clinton Morrison, who was having one of his more ‘laid-back’ games for Ireland. Israel grew into the game, and while their goals were somewhat fortuitous, it was an almost-inevitable consequence of Kerr’s negative changes. While the shithousing antics of Dudu Awat provided the game with an appropriate villain, the manager’s role in two dropped points could not be ignored. A few days later, Stephen Elliott made his first competitive start for Ireland against the Faroes, and showed why he would have been a much better replacement for Keane, with a lively, pacey display.

The game against France yielded a better display, with Roy Keane giving his final masterclass for Ireland, but his midfield partner had a torrid day; Kilbane constantly ran into blind alleys, looking every bit a man out of position. Henry’s wondergoal gave France the win, and a first home competitive defeat under Kerr. It would be an uphill struggle to achieve a playoff place from there – Ireland would have to beat Cyprus and Switzerland.

The game in Nicosia foreshadowed the 2006 Staunton debacle, as Ireland were outclassed for much of the game. Only a magnificent penalty save from Given and an opportunistic finish from Elliott gave Ireland a 1-0 win, but there was little to suggest Ireland would have enough to overcome the Swiss. So it proved on a miserable Wednesday night at HQ, and Kerr didn’t help his cause by naming John O’Shea and Matt Holland in midfield, with Kilbane seconded to the left. Shorn of Duff and Roy Keane, perhaps Ireland just didn’t have the personnel to get a win, but more could have been made of the available squad. Steven Reid was sitting on the bench, surely wondering what he needed to do to get an opportunity. Liam Miller may not have excelled at Man United, but he surely would have fared better than the out-of-position O’Shea, and provided some form of passing ability and goal threat. Aidan McGeady was in the form of his life, but was still ignored when the Irish midfield needed something – anything – besides the same old huffing and puffing. There is a rough, cruel irony that the last act of Brian Kerr’s Irish career – the man who was feted as a progressive believer in youth and the Beautiful Game – was a long ball hoofed by Shay Given, hoping to find the head of Gary Doherty in a crowded Swiss penalty box, as the same tired faces from McCarthy's final game in charge - Kilbane and Holland - lumbered around in midfield to the same minimal effect they had offered in the three intervening years.


Kerr was predictably dismissed a few days later, and it was jarring to hear him, on an RTE documentary shown that Christmas, claim that ‘maybe we just didn’t have the players.’ Kerr had at his disposal a prime Given, Carr, Finnan, Harte, Dunne, O’Shea, Duff, Robbie Keane, Andy Reid, and Steven Reid. He had a 34-year-old Roy Keane, who was still a force at international level. He had young players who did well in friendlies, but were jettisoned when the serious business began, like Miller, Alan Quinn, Barrett, Elliott and McGeady. Perhaps if Kerr had showed the kind of imagination and bravery he'd demonstrated in his underage years, an opportunity could have been found for someone like Wes Hoolahan, then playing in the SPL. Kevin Doyle was scoring goals in Europe for Cork, and later the top end of the Championship for Reading, and Daryl Murphy was making waves at Sunderland and scoring freely for the U21s, while Kerr was persisting with Gary Doherty – a centre-back who hadn’t played regularly up front at club level since the age of 18, at Luton Town. Given that weaker Ireland squads have qualified for tournaments in recent history, it’s clear that it was Kerr’s decision making, conservatism, and lack of trust in his young players that sealed his fate.

Poor management is one factor; there is one other at play.

Kerr and his assistant, Chris Hughton, demanded a high level of professionalism from their players, a fact welcomed by Roy Keane, who was sick of the drinking sessions and haphazard preparation under both Charlton and McCarthy. However, the video and tactics sessions and all-round tight ship under Kerr did not meet with the approval of the players, many of whom saw their international breaks as a welcome change of pace from the day-to-day grind in an increasingly tactical and foreign-influenced English game. That reflects more on the players than Kerr, who was ahead of his time in this regard. Also, there have been murmurings about players, having attained wealth and status in their careers since their youth days, not taking Kerr seriously enough. It was instructive to hear Gary Breen – dropped by Kerr in favour of Andy O’Brien and Richard Dunne – talking recently about how players may not respond as respectfully to Stephen Kenny, as someone who is virtually unknown in England, as opposed to the likes of Trapattoni or O’Neill. If that was the attitude towards Kerr, then the fault lies with the ‘Billy Big Bollocks’ attitude of the players. Danish and Swedish players – even the big egos of Ibrahimovic and Eriksen – have always responded positively to their national coaches, even those who had never coached outside Scandinavia.

Furthermore, we have the issue of Irish players failing to make the best of their potential. Keith Foy was a promising left-back at Nottingham Forest, one of the key players in Ireland’s U16 European Champions, scoring a wonderful free-kick in the final against Italy. In an interesting interview in 2018, he admitted that the lures of going out on the town, with the status of a young professional footballer in a medium-sized English city and the temptations it brought, were too much to resist, and he quickly went from being a regular starter for Forest to a part-timer at Monaghan United. Too many Irish players succumbed to the lure of booze and birds; too few showed the professionalism required to extract the maximum from their natural talent. Why didn’t the likes of McPhail, Hoolahan and Andy Reid hit the gym a bit harder, when it was clear a lack of strength and athleticism was holding them back? Why did so many gifted players from those youth teams succumb to career-hampering injuries? This may be speculative, but could it have been substandard nutrition and fitness, and haphazard rehabbing, making them more susceptible to strains and tears, or inhibiting their recoveries?

British and Irish youth culture in the mid-2000s was one of binges and excess, and many a promising football career fell victim to it; in later years, Darron Gibson and Anthony Stokes would come to personify this wastefulness. Maybe certain players should have tried harder to give Kerr a more compelling case for inclusion. For all I’ve lamented over the years about Kevin Kilbane’s technical deficiencies, at least he made the absolute best of his talent and showed genuine determination and professionalism throughout his career, like Glenn Whelan after him.

The Brian Kerr era will always go down as an opportunity wasted. Given, Dunne, Duff and Keane should not have waited ten years to play in another international tournament, by which time they were long past their prime. Roy Keane should have had his chance of redemption in a green shirt. The stars of the underage teams between 1998 and 2002, along with their manager, should have been able to produce on the senior stage. But the perennial Irish bugbears of fear-based conservatism and poor decision-making in our management; added to a lack of confidence, determination and self-discipline at the level of the individual, ensured that our dreams would not be realised.

Stephen Kenny and his young proteges will do well to learn from the failures of our not-too-distant past.

Coming soon - the Staunton Years. Here's a sneak preview...


Sunday, April 5, 2020

A blessing in disguise as Kenny takes the reins

I had misgivings about Mick McCarthy's appointment from the beginning, as I articulated here in November 2018, and I do feel a pang of guilt right now. The global pandemic has given Ireland the manager it needs, at the unfortunate expense of a man who has served Irish football with genuine honesty, integrity and courage. At times over the past thirteen months, Ireland have played with a renewed sense of enthusiasm and grit, most evidently in the 1-1 draw away to Denmark. McCarthy brought something that was missing in the tortuous Nations League; his affable, positive nature providing a remedy for the toxicity of O'Neill and Keane's unnecessarily abrasive brand of man-management.

However, his reign was mostly a continuation of the conservatism we've seen from Irish managers since 2005. Brian Kerr had the Irish team playing passing football until he started policies of containment, which spectacularly backfired in two games against Israel. It was disappointing to see this great Irish football man, a developer of youth and practitioner of the beautiful game, end his tenure against Switzerland with John O'Shea and Kevin Kilbane in midfield, and the ball repeatedly launched towards the head of Gary Doherty. This tendency towards aimlessly direct, kick-and-rush football endured through the stylings of Staunton, Trapattoni, and O'Neill, with outbreaks of constructive, passing play (Slovakia in Croke Park in '07, Paris '09, Lille in '16) all-too-rare. One could label these tactics pragmatic if there seemed to be any semblance of effectiveness - too often, the ball has been hoofed in the general direction of a helpless striker with no support from midfield, and possession lost. Rinse and repeat, even against weaker opposition. We've had limited midfielders picking up cap after cap, despite looking utterly terrified of receiving the ball from their back four, and completely averse to making a forward pass. The talents of Andy Reid and Wes Hoolahan went under-used and unappreciated by successive managers, while we saw a conveyor belt of blundering, ineffective journeymen picked ahead of them.

McCarthy 2.0 was little more than a continuation of what went before. The games against tiny Gibraltar showed the Irish team in a disastrous light. The game by the Rock was close to being an all-time embarrassment, comparable to the 2-1 win over San Marino in 2007. At home, all Ireland could manage before the 89th minute was an own goal, despite starting with eight Premier League players. Ireland never looked like winning any of the games against Denmark or Switzerland, and the 0-0 draw away to Georgia was as turgid and inept as anything in the worst days of O'Neill, Trapattoni and Staunton. Ireland finished a limping 3rd in a three-horse race, and the campaign must go down as a failure. The accomplishment of a playoff, through the bizarre Nations League format, had been decided before McCarthy's appointment, and has nothing to do with his results.

A recurring grumble about McCarthy's management has been his reluctance to reward young, in-form players, and his dismissive attitude towards Aaron Connolly and Jayson Molumby doesn't fit with the man who gave Robbie Keane, Damien Duff and Richard Dunne their international debuts. There has been no move to address the glaring, debilitating weakness in Ireland's central midfield, with Glenn Whelan and Jeff Hendrick inexplicably keeping their places despite their passive, stand-off defending and laboured use of the ball. McCarthy has constantly regarded draws in winnable games as positive results - Georgia (ranked 91st in the world) being a prime example. Irish fans are sick of this negativity, and it's time for a complete change.


On to Stephen Kenny.

Since the possibility of his reign has come to light, some commentators have talked about McCarthy's 'experience and pedigree', urging caution about replacing him with a manager who is virtually unknown outside Ireland. This is a non-issue, in my opinion. McCarthy last managed in the Premier League in 2012, his contemporaries that season including Alex McLeish, Tony Pulis, Paul Lambert, Alan Pardew, Neil Warnock, and, of course, Martin O'Neill. Plenty of 'experience and pedigree' there. I doubt if any Irish fan with a working brain cell would be content to pick any of those names to manage our international side - they represent a dead era in football; redundant tactics, old-school motivational methods, an inability to adapt or move with the times. Michael O'Neill - plucked from Shamrock Rovers - has made Northern Ireland into a very competitive outfit. Despite the comparative modesty of their leagues, Sweden, Switzerland, Croatia and Denmark don't balk at the prospect of appointing a domestic-based coach to the national job. Neither should we.

Kenny puts faith in players, and trusts them to use the ball constructively in possession. We won't become a tiki-taka side, winning every game with delightful football. But at least we'll aspire to something better than mere blundering attrition. Plan A will not be Route One. The Under-21s have - for the first time in living memory - looked like a confident, accomplished and technically gifted side. They are our future, and Kenny has shown that he can get them playing to the best of their abilities, unlike his predecessors in the role. His Dundalk side were very competitive in the Europa League against much wealthier clubs, playing an attractive brand of football. He will not revert to the belief that Irish teams are congenitally inferior, and only capable of dragging teams down to 'our level'.

The game in Slovakia is now a shot to nothing. It's unlikely that McCarthy would have successfully negotiated it - the tactics would have been 'ten men behind the ball, try to nick something from a set-piece, or take it to penalties.' Kenny will, at least, show a different route forward, and it promises to be refreshing.

Thursday, January 2, 2020

Review of the 2010s

Glad it's over, to be honest.

At the start of the decade, Ireland had narrowly missed out on qualification for the World Cup in South Africa, and the mark of the Hand of Henry was still imprinted on our consciousness. With a relatively kind draw for the Euros in 2012, and a settled squad under Trapattoni, the challenge was to take the positives from that excellent performance in Paris, and build on a solid foundation, while trying to address the weaknesses in central midfield by integrating young, up-and-coming players like McCarthy and Meyler. That was the hope, anyway. Duff, Keane, Dunne and Given were in their thirties in 2010, and replacements would, somehow, need to be found for the cornerstones of the team.


As if forgetting the lessons from 2009, Trapattoni’s team seemed just as blunt and rigid as before, and performances actually dipped as they struggled past Armenia, Slovakia and Macedonia to get into the playoffs. The backs-to-the-wall 0-0 draw in Russia was symptomatic of Ireland's lack of ambition, but it proved to be Richard Dunne’s swansong, and finest moment in green. The 4-0 playoff win in Estonia was ugly but strangely ruthless – probably the most satisfying moment under Trap. However, the earlier defeat at home to Russia proved not to have been a mere blip, but an ominous sign that better teams were about to expose some glaring deficiencies. Ireland had always, in my living memory, been a tough team to beat. Never thrashed, even by vastly superior sides; always competitive; always raised their game for the big tournaments. The defeats in Poland in Euro 2012 were a sobering reality check; nine goals conceded with one in return.



The World Cup qualification campaign for Brazil ‘14 was poor throughout. The Germany game in Dublin was a pathetic capitulation, and the bizarre selections of journeymen like Sammon, Cox, O’Dea, Keogh and Green were never going to lift the team or fans from a period of profound trauma. Coleman, Hoolahan, McCarthy and McClean came in to inject some much-needed energy, and all showed encouraging signs - particularly in a 0-0 draw in Sweden – but it wasn’t enough. Defeats to Sweden at home and Austria away cost Trap his job. Nine goals had been shipped in the two games against Germany, and the new manager would have to face the soon-to-be World Champions again in the Euro 2016 qualifiers – the caveat being the competition’s expansion to 24 teams, which would give Ireland a fighting chance in a group containing Poland and Scotland. Martin O’Neill was a satisfactory choice for those of us who had enjoyed Celtic’s big European nights in the early 2000s, and Roy Keane was an 'interesting' appointment as assistant.

However, the new regime was to be blighted with the same juxtaposition of needless caution and eccentric selections. While there had been encouraging signs during a 0-0 friendly draw with Italy, O’Neill chopped and changed the team with each game, with some indecipherable formations resulting in disjointed performances. O'Neill's men somehow managed to escape Germany with a 1-1 draw before taking two points from three games with our main rivals. Then the unthinkable happened – Shane Long scored the only goal as Ireland beat Germany with an all-time backs-to-the-wall ambush, and Scotland lost in Georgia. We were in the playoffs, and had enough toughness and spirit to overcome a fragile Bosnian outfit. A second Euros in succession; mission accomplished.


2016 was a far better experience than four years previous, as the Sweden, Italy and France games showcased an Irish side playing with courage and no little amount of skill. Brady and Hendrick were central to the attacking effort – form which they would fail to reproduce in the years thereafter. The good vibes continued into the autumn's World Cup qualifiers, with an excellent away win in Vienna, and a good point in Belgrade.


However, O’Neill’s conservatism and the nebulous contributions of his unbalanced assistant came home to roost in 2017. Performances became crippled by fear; Wes Hoolahan was largely ignored, as the midfield became unbalanced and passive, with players often shoehorned into the side, out of position. Two points from three home games against the group rivals ruled Ireland out of automatic qualification, but McClean bought Ireland a reprieve with a winner in Wales, hugely against the run of play. Despite this show of defiance, O’Neill's tactics were found out at home to Denmark in the playoff. The 5-1 defeat was a sickening low. Losing to Spain and Germany is one thing; the manner of defeat against relatively modest opposition was a damning indictment of O’Neill’s setup.

In retrospect, O’Neill should have gone there and then, and allowed the incoming manager the Nations League games to integrate a new system and blood some talent, but the Derryman stayed on to supervise a torrid campaign, in which we learned and achieved nothing but embarrassment, as Wales exacted revenge in sickeningly dominant fashion over two games. Things could not get any worse.

Mick McCarthy’s return brought some belligerence and fight back to the setup, but a 1-0 win in Gibraltar was very close to being an all-time low for Irish international football. There was an admirable stubbornness shown in the late equalisers against Switzerland and Denmark, but the lack of creativity, subtlety and composure – symptomatic of the entire decade – foiled the attempt to qualify automatically.


We go again in March, but in retrospect, it looks silly not to have given Stephen Kenny the job in 2018, given that neither the Nations League nor qualifying group stage have been of any consequence to our current position. There was a great chance for a rebuilding job, and if we do fluke our way into the tournament, we’ll have the primitive stylings of McCarthy’s 4-5-1, with McClean, Whelan and Hendrick bringing their unique brand of huff and puff to the proceedings.

The big feature of the decade for the Irish senior international side (leaving aside the FAI politics, which I’m weary of and unwilling to engage in for the good of my blood pressure) has been the failure of consecutive managers to evolve the Irish gameplan into anything resembling 21st century European football. Even after the stymieing influence of Trapattoni and his rigid long-ball tactics, the influence of ‘man-managers’ O’Neill and McCarthy had to be questioned when Irish senior internationals so often seemed terrified on the pitch; showing a baffling inability to execute the basics expected of a professional footballer, even against the most modest of opposition.

Admittedly, the quality of the player pool has gone from bad to worse over the decade, to the point where a League of Ireland midfielder represents one of the most exciting selections among the current squad. Wes Hoolahan was underused and unappreciated, his moment in the sun all too brief. Young players who were very highly-rated at the start of the decade – McCarthy, Hendrick and Brady – only showed their talent in rare flashes, while other prodigies (ahem, Stokes, Garvan, Gibson) seemed to lack the requisite attitude to push on in their careers. Meyler and Cunningham’s careers were blighted by injuries. Pilkington was a flop, despite seeming like a great acquisition at the time. Grealish and Rice escaped, and set a precedent which will have alarm bells ringing whenever any young Anglo-Irish prospects emerge through our system.

A pet grumble of mine is that talented young Irish players, often leaving home without any real education or life experience, too frequently get caught up in the excess and comfort of the footballer’s lifestyle at a lower level in England, and don’t often push themselves to be the best they can be. Commendable exceptions include Coleman, Doherty, Duffy, Hourihane, Stevens and Egan, who overcame varying degrees of adversity to become respected Premier League performers, through hard work, perseverance, and drive.

One can only hope that the likes of Parrott, Connolly, Obafemi, Idah, Ronan, Molumby, O’Connor, Hodge, Afolabi, Knight, Kilkenny, Collins, O'Shea, Bazunu and Kelleher can avoid the pitfalls and do us proud in the 2020s, and that Stephen Kenny is the Messiah we think he is - his influence on our exciting U-21 team hints at a more enjoyable decade ahead.


High point of the 2010s: Brady’s winner against Italy, Long vs. Germany, obviously. Though personally, I roared loudest when Hoolahan gave us the lead against Sweden – after the pain of 2012, we were genuinely back in the big-time, and how satisfying it was.



Low point of the 2010s: I could say Denmark (2017) or Germany (2012), but Liam Miller’s passing in 2018 puts everything into perspective. Life is precious, so enjoy and savour it for all its triumphs, annoyances and absurdities. Being an Irish supporter certainly provides much of the latter two.

Liam Miller, 1981-2018


Friday, October 18, 2019

Getting Political


Glenn Whelan and Jeff Hendrick: Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael.

Their job, on paper, is to keep things simple and solid, protect the vulnerable lads at the back, and maintain a platform for the individual talents up front to do their thing. Yet they seem utterly incompetent at their basic function; constantly neglecting responsibility when the going gets tough. Those who keep selecting them over and over need to be called out for their lack of imagination, but they might ask – where are the other options in the centre?


James McClean: Sinn Féin.

Often given a free pass for his ‘pashun’ and anti-Brit sentiments, he now seems clumsy, mouthy and naïve. As an old-fashioned, direct, aggressive left-winger, he is only capable of wayward, over-hit balls from the flank, and is not suited to the highest level. Should not be considered for selection.

Jack Byrne: Social Democrats.

Seen by idealists as a Northern-European style playmaker – held back by questionable attitude and lack of consistency. Perhaps just too small to be a credible force at this level, and would need to be partnered by stronger, more pragmatic midfielders.

James McCarthy, Shane Long, Robbie Brady – PDs, Labour, Greens. 

Enjoyed some good days in the past, but out of form and favour, looking like they may never regain former status.

Identity Ireland and The National Party refuse to be associated with this analogy until Randolph, Obafemi and McGoldrick are dropped and deported to their ancestral homes. Solidarity and PBP don’t wish to be considered, as football is a hotbed of toxic masculinity and cis-male, heteronormative privilege; and a global, corporate, neo-con capitalist construct which distracts the working man from his duty to the Glorious Revolution.

Friday, November 23, 2018

Mick McCarthy again? No thanks.


It looks like the FAI are offering Mick McCarthy the job. I have massive reservations about this, for these reasons:

Mick McCarthy’s competitive managerial record, 1996-2002

With Roy Keane
Played 22, Won 12, Drew 7, Lost 3; Scored 43, Conceded 14.
Win record – 55%.
Wins against higher-ranked opposition – Croatia, Yugoslavia, Holland.
Other good results – draws away to Holland and Portugal, home win vs. Iran in playoff.
Most damaging results - Lost in Macedonia in 1997. Failed to win Euro 2000 playoff v Turkey.

Without Roy Keane
Played 18, Won 7, Drew 6, Lost 5; Scored 29, Conceded 19.
Win record – 39%.
Wins against higher-ranked opposition – none.
Other good results – draws with Germany and Spain.
Most damaging results: Failed to win France ’98 playoff against Belgium. Drew in Macedonia, throwing away automatic qualification for Euro 2000. Lost opening two games in Euro 2004 qualifiers - giving his successor, Brian Kerr, a mountain to climb.

What does this all mean?

It shows that Roy Keane had a disproportionately positive effect on this team for one player, especially after becoming captain in September 1998. It's not quite as dramatic a pattern as how the current Welsh team fares with and without Gareth Bale, (48% - 24% win records, respectively) but it's still a huge consideration. Like the present-day Welsh side, McCarthy relied on the presence of a genuinely world-class player for his side to be competitive. McCarthy's only successful qualifying campaign - for 2002 - was the only one in which Keane played all of the clutch games. The highest ranked team Ireland beat under McCarthy without Keane in a competitive game was Saudi Arabia in 2002 - a team which had lost 8-0 to Germany the week before.

However, Keane also missed far too many games to be relied upon, and as a coach, he is a massive hypocrite for criticising players like Walters and Arter for their absences.

The stats also show that without Keane, McCarthy’s win record was not much better than O’Neill’s, despite having established Premier League players like Given, Staunton, Irwin, Carr, Harte, Finnan, Cunningham, Kinsella, Holland, Carsley, McAteer, Kennedy, Kilbane, Duff, Robbie Keane and Quinn, all around for the majority of his tenure.

By comparison:
Jack Charlton's competitive win record was 42% (with the caveat that he played more tournament games than any other manager, and fewer games against genuine minnows).
Brian Kerr’s was 44% (which looks decent, but out of his sixteen games, he only played six against higher-ranked teams, failing to win any).
Stan’s was 36%.
Trap’s was 40%.
O’Neill’s was 38% - 43% if excluding Nations League games.

McCarthy is a likeable character, but if he gets the job, we'll have to hope that he has improved and matured as a tactician in his spells at Sunderland, Wolves and Ipswich. We can be misty-eyed about an Irish team that competently passed the ball at the highest level, given all that's followed in the last 16 years - but it's easy to remember that McCarthy faced savage criticism for most of his tenure. The jury was out on him in 1997, after some bizarre selections and underwhelming results against poor sides. The knives were out for him in 1999 after a series of conservative, panicky, inept performances had lead to a terrible collapse in the run-in.

His upturn in fortunes with that Irish team coincided with two things; firstly, Keane was fit, available and in the form of his career between 2000 and 2002. Also, from 2000 on, McCarthy stopped trying to be too clever,  and settled on a solid, unchanging 4-4-2. Experiments with 3-5-2, 4-5-1 and midfield diamonds had ended in failure, as players looked confused as to their roles - and that fact doesn't bode well if he gets the job for the 2020 qualifiers, in an age of much more advanced tactical flexibility. Even if you ignore his baggage as Ireland coach, he has not managed in the top flight in England since 2012, and like Trapattoni and O'Neill, there is a real fear that the modern game may have passed him by.